MEA CULPA ... not

Apparently it’s quite PC now for us masturbators to offer up some apology or excuse for our use of porn. Some of us think that we are wrongly objectifying the women (and men) in our porn … that calling the ladies “cunts”doesn’t mean what your basic feminist thinks it means. I think this is wrong and wrong-headed. Of course we are objectifying women’s bodies! Hint: those bodies – and that “cunt” – are the object of our masturbation fantasy, the objective stimulation for our erections. Hint number two – when we fuck, that “cunt” is the object of our pleasure, the central end-all and  be-all of our lust. The fantasy “cunt” we “fuck” when we are masturbating is the same objectified flesh. So is that erect, or even not-so-erect, porn penis many of us find so arousing to look at when we masturbate our own, lesser, member or our own needy clitoris and pussy.

It doesn’t stop there. Your whole body becomes an object, ladies and gentlemen, when we masturbate over it. Your tits, we want to cum on them, or suck those erect nipples in our fantasy while we jack off. Your ass, your legs, your navel, your face, your mouth (oh God your mouth!)

Masturbation objects all! So are that porn guy’s balls, (mmmmm) and his ass, his body, etc. Another secret: our own penis (or clitoris) is the very first flesh that is objectified. It’s equal opportunity objectification. You see a masturbating guy gooning, fixated on and moaning to his cock, you know he is hooked on the object of his gratification; absolutely captivated by his objectivization of his manhood! You gals slap your pussy lips with the same objectification as you jill off.

I used the word ‘lust’ up there. What about  … love? Many miss this side of it in their objection to our porn. Women, we love your “cunt”. We worship it! We show how much in the hardness of our erection, in the absolute abandonment of any common sense or PC principle as we rush to ejaculate to you, on you, in you, (on your tribute picture). We love you! We love your pussy, and all the rest of your adorable body! We love it! We can talk about your mind and your heart and your personhood after we cum, okay? Just spread your fantasy legs right now and let us seewhile we masturbate! Please!

Please, oh please. (We need to cum so bad!)

Final secret: we know you masturbate too. Yes! Don’t hide it! We know that after you get finished with your rant about our “objectification” of women’s bodies, you go somewhere private, strip and touch your marvelous cunt, your sweet penis. And in that you are objectivizing some other person’s body. That picture in your head or on your computer of the boy or girl who turns YOU on is also objectifying! It could be my penis, or my wife’s “cunt”. (She has her nekkid moments with her sister feminists and their images or real bodies.) It's okay. You can objectify my cock, her pussy, all you want to. Enjoy!

Yes. We all masturbate. And in our perfectly okay masturbation, we make that flesh we love into objects of our arousal. It’s the right time for objectification. No apologies needed!