My Happy New Year 2014

Spoiler alert: Two ugly, horny, disappointed old guys settle for sucking & fucking each other on New Years because wifey suddenly went to bed with the flu, ... but a surprise ending!

[Connie, before the flu ~ VJ]

Connie had the flu on New Years Eve. She begged off staying up or kissing us at the Midnight Celebration, saying she didn’t want to give this crud to us. She went to bed alone before midnight.  Rick was reluctant to see her beg off, but he was graceful enough to say he was okay with it, although we’d both been hoping for a threesome while the ball dropped on the TV. We were so very disappointed!  All that week Connie had been promising to fuck us during the midnight celebration.

I took Rick into the computer room and we clicked through some porn and I checked my email with Rick reading over my shoulder. Some guy named Jim had seen my personal “titty play” pics on the Yahoo masturbator's site and had written to ask if anyone had ever cum on my boobs.  Rick and I laughed, ‘cause it’s Connie who gets all the cum, usually.

I thought it over for a minute and since we were out of luck tonight for real pussy and a woman's titties, the idea just seemed to click for a New Years Eve treat while we watched the New Year TV program.

‘You want to cum on my tits?” I asked, half joking. As a good host it was the least I could offer to do.

Rick laughed and nodded. “Yeah. Sounds good.” He had been disappointed that he wasn’t going to get any of Connie’s pussy, but now he was smiling that he was going to get off, even in this silly way.

In a few seconds he had his dick out, masturbating it while I freshened our drinks.

[Rick, masturbating, as usual. ~ VJ]

 [Note: Earl's penis, I believe. It looks like it anyway. ~ VJ]

Nasty little boy-kisses

Then I joined him on the couch in the living room. His cock was hard by then so I grabbed it and did the stroking for awhile. We usually aren’t big kissers or any of that but we french kissed a little and touched each other intimately.

We soon realized this was might get to be hot and heavy pretty quickly, even if we were just a couple of old bears. We were fucking horny! So, since it was getting hot and heavy, in a few seconds we were both fumbling with our clothes and getting naked right there in the living room.

[Note: Sometimes I think this is the only way Earl masturbates, he loves his "titties" so much ! ~ VJ]

I’d never “done” Rick by myself, but it sort of came easy as to what to do. It’s now obvious and pretty well understood in our little group of friends that I’m sort of a natural “bottom”, so it didn’t surprise Rick at all when I slid down on the couch and pulled him over so I could get my face in his crotch. We were naked by now and he was pretty aroused as he slid under me until his crotch was just under my face.  I leaned my head down off the arm of the couch and guided his fat prick up toward my mouth. “Suck you,” I whispered.

[Looks so Yummy! ~ VJ]

“Uhhh huh,” Rick groaned. "God yes!"

He was actually panting in excitement, if you can believe it. I began kissing his cock and licking it. He thrust forward and the thick head of his prick slipped between my lips. I let my teeth rasp gently over his dick flesh as his penis slid into my mouth. He groaned some more as I closed my mouth around him and sucked on his cock for the first time ever. "Yessss, suuuccckkk mee!!!" he sighed.

[Aww, so sweet, you guys. ~ VJ]

I didn’t need to hold his prick with my fist any more, so I ran my hands around to his ass and pulled his crotch tightly to my face. I moaned a bit, I’m sure, and sucked hard at him as I let his dick slide slowly into my throat.

“sssuckkit,” he sighed, and began those familiar cock-thrusting motions. One of his hands gripped the back of the couch and the other curled into my hair to sort of hold my head steady as he fucked my face.

We were right, it was hot.  Rick thrust in and out as I bobbed my head back and forth on his cock shaft. Soon we were both moaning and sighing as we bounced on the couch. Rick swayed back and forth faster and faster as he enjoyed the blowjob I was giving him. His eyes were shut, mostly, except for when he’d look down at my face
and grin at the wonderful feeling I was providing him. I tried to grin back around his cock sticking in my mouth but mostly I just sucked and licked and chewed gently at his fat dong.

Soon Rick was trembling and beginning to do short little jerks in my mouth, and I knew he was about to shoot.  I let his cock slide out of my mouth with a wet plop.

“Cum,” I urged. “Cum on my titties!” I switched places and slid under him.

“Yeah!” Rick cried; although later he told me he was really hoping he could cum in my mouth -- he hardly ever got sucked by a man. But we both kinda felt like we had to be faithful to the “mission” and get my tits all soaked with cum. That had been the idea that started this impromptu naked session.

Rick closed his fist around his spit-wet cock and began pumping away at it as he pulled his ass back a little and pointed his cock down towards my chest.  “Gonna cum.”

Kiss that nipple!

I was like some little high school teenaged slut right then, writhing under him and cupping my “man titties” and arching my back to offer my naked chest as a receptacle for his hot sperm. “Cum on me, man! Cum on my nipples!”

I didn’t have to wait. As his fist pumped rapidly, a long jet of hot white semen spurted out of the tip of his penis. It shot down onto the center of my chest and then splashed over my left tit. “YES!”

Two more thick squirts of his goo spat out of his prick and he managed to paint a white “X” across both my tits as he swayed above me and stroked his fat cock very fast.

“Uuhhhhhhhh!” he groaned and sank down on me until the tip of his spurting penis was poking into my nipple and pulsing semen all over it. Goddamn me, but I loved the hot sticky feel of it on my flesh! Rick was trembling as he orgasmed, and sort of laid on top of me. I snuck my hand between us and clasped his spasming cock to my chest and let his sperm ooze and flow out onto my chest. Rick lay there on top of me and let all of his cum dribble out as I gently milked his dick.

[My ideal body-fantasy of the pretty little boy/girly titties I 'd love to have for people to cum on. These are what I imagined Rick was cumming on in my erotic excitement.~ Earl  Note Not Earl's real "titties" which are  hairy, fat, boy-tits!  :)  ~VJ]

My own cock was achingly hard and I wanted to cum too. To my great pleasure Rick seem to notice and slid down my body until his chest was covering my crotch. He scrubbed and rubbed over my cock with his chest. His chest hair rasping on the head of my hard dick drove me crazy and in a few strokes was ready to cum. “Me too!” Rick sighed and held my penis to his own tit and undulated against my cock. I looked down to see him smiling as I let go and spurted my cum onto his nipple. “Cummmmm!”   I shot every drop between his fingers and onto his tit. One, two, three spurts … I was groaning and gooning and it felt so fucking wonderful to cum on him!

It was almost enough, but quickly I rolled sideways on the couch as he turned around and lay the other way next to me on the couch. Even though we’d never fucked as just a male twosome before, we instinctively knew what to do. Both of us lay sideways in the classic “69” position and slurped each other’s cocks into our warm mouths. We sucked and chewed and drained each other’s cocks dry, keeping each other hard for at least half an hour.

I guess Connie couldn’t stand the idea of missing out, even with her stuffy head and flu symptoms. She came and got us off the couch when we were just finishing our little cum adventure.

“Wow,” she laughed, “You two didn’t waste any time in the new year!”

[Happy New Year, you two.]

Connie starts to feel better, New Years Eve

Taking Rick and me by the hand, she pulled us down the hallway to our bedroom and climbed onto the bed. She unbuttoned her P.J.’s and pulled them off. Then she patted the bedspread on either side of her.

[2014's first fuck! ~  VJ]

“Happy 2014, boys,” she said. “… fuck me, Rick, while Earl cums on MY titties!”

VJ (Honeybee) loves cum too! I do!

It was then that I realized she must have watched quite a bit of what Rick and I had done in the living room.